{"id":403170,"date":"2022-02-25T20:24:33","date_gmt":"2022-02-25T19:24:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/boriskarpov.ru\/fr\/?p=403170"},"modified":"2022-02-25T20:24:33","modified_gmt":"2022-02-25T19:24:33","slug":"la-mere-de-toutes-les-sanctions-frappe-la-russie-de-plein-fouet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/boriskarpov.ru\/fr\/2022\/02\/25\/la-mere-de-toutes-les-sanctions-frappe-la-russie-de-plein-fouet\/","title":{"rendered":"La m\u00e8re de toutes les sanctions frappe la Russie de plein fouet"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Une effroyable nouvelle est arriv\u00e9e au Kremlin, stup\u00e9fiant l’ensemble du Peuple Russe: Si les \u00ab\u00a0sanctions\u00a0\u00bb contre certaines banques et entreprises nous laissent indiff\u00e9rents, la M\u00e8re de Toutes les Sanctions vient de nous frapper de plein fouet: La Russie sera bannie de l’Eurovision!<\/p>\n

Comment cela peut-il \u00eatre possible? Qu’avons-nous fait pour m\u00e9riter cela? Comment pourrons-nous d\u00e9sormais vivre sans les spectacles de Conchita et autres artistes de haute vol\u00e9e? Devrons-nous noyer notre d\u00e9sespoir en \u00e9coutant des seconds couteaux tels Tchaikovski, Borodine, Stravinski et Rashmaninov? Comment pourrons-nous survivre sans pouvoir nous m\u00e9langer \u00e0 ces groupes europ\u00e9ens au sexe ind\u00e9termin\u00e9 dans leurs orgies publiques?<\/p>\n

C’est trop injuste! Trop dur! Moi, Colonel Boris Guennadevitch Karpov, en appelle au Chef Supr\u00eame de nos Arm\u00e9es: D\u00e9posons imm\u00e9diatement les armes! Rendons-nous au clown Zelensky et supplions les occidentaux de nous accepter \u00e0 nouveau dans leurs bacchanales!<\/p>\n

Boris Guennadevitch Karpov<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Une effroyable nouvelle est arriv\u00e9e au Kremlin, stup\u00e9fiant l’ensemble du Peuple Russe: Si les \u00ab\u00a0sanctions\u00a0\u00bb contre certaines banques et entreprises nous laissent indiff\u00e9rents, la M\u00e8re [SUITE]<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":403171,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":5,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-403170","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-chroniques-de-russie"},"a3_pvc":{"activated":true,"total_views":175008,"today_views":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/boriskarpov.ru\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/boriskarpov.ru\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/boriskarpov.ru\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boriskarpov.ru\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boriskarpov.ru\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=403170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/boriskarpov.ru\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403170\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boriskarpov.ru\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/403171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/boriskarpov.ru\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=403170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boriskarpov.ru\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=403170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boriskarpov.ru\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=403170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}